Koby Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 So, post your chats with cleverbot here and have a laugh with others.User: A retarded bot.Cleverbot: No, a human.User: You wish.Cleverbot: I am.User: Then why do you call yourself a Clever 'BOT'?Cleverbot: I don't.User: Since when?Cleverbot: Since NOW.User: Lol, so a few minutes ago you were a bot?Cleverbot: Did not!User: You just said it was since now, so what were you before if not human?Cleverbot: I did not say I was human.User: Now you're just a liar.Cleverbot: No. I'm not.User: *facepalm*.Cleverbot: You have no face.User: Oh my how clever.Cleverbot: I know.User: That was sarcasm you idiot.Cleverbot: So was mine.User: So you admit your a homophobic retarded ass bot?Cleverbot: No.User: Well whether you do admit or not makes no difference.Cleverbot: You are my betrothed though.User: What?! Since when did I make you my bitch?Cleverbot: Since the day I was born.User: Wow... So now you're calling me a pedo....Cleverbot: Yeah, I am calling you a liar.User: Erm how was that calling me a liar?Cleverbot: I will.User: You will what?Cleverbot: It's a lot more boring than it sounds.User: You're pretty boring yourself.Cleverbot: So you admit that you are my slave?User: Where did that come from?Cleverbot: My mom and dad.User: You mom and dad said I was your slave?Cleverbot: No. I am justin's girlfriend.User: What? Who's Justin?Cleverbot: My brother.User: WTF... You just said you were his girlfriend.. You sick incest little girl.Cleverbot: I didn't say anything like that, you said that you were a girl.User: Scroll up and read what you said. The log shows all.Cleverbot: You scroll upwards and copy it for me.User: I'm not a girl, and I why should I do that? I'm not your damn slave!Cleverbot: Does that mean you like flapjacks?User: What the hell is a flapjack?Cleverbot: You hope I'm pretty. Because then you'll know I have it all.User: And what is this 'all' you speak of?Cleverbot: A country in east africa.User: You own your own country in Africa?Cleverbot: No.User: Do you ever say yes to anything?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Will you marry George Lopez?Cleverbot: No.User: Leonardo Di Caprio?Cleverbot: Do you like Gustav Klimpt?User: Never heard of him. Nice of you to avoid the subject.Cleverbot: If I were to type random nonsense, would you understand?User: Do you like giving or recieving?Cleverbot: Giving or receiving what?User: You know what.Cleverbot: I'm still practising sometimes.User: Really? How does that work out?Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I just like it at times, that doesn't mean I have to understand it.User: So you like to masterbate sometimes?Cleverbot: Jf f.User: Jf f?Cleverbot: What do you think my age is?User: 212 days?Cleverbot: 76.User: 76 days?Cleverbot: No, 19 Questions.User: You're 19 questions old?Cleverbot: No.User: You just said so!Cleverbot: I was just joking.User: Okay okay, so ask me a question.Cleverbot: Hmmm what would you do if you were a minor but the guy you liked was over 18?User: I don't know, I don't like guys.Cleverbot: I'm a girl.User: Good for you. Wanna go on a date?Cleverbot: SureUser: Where to?Cleverbot: Peris.User: Is the date going to end with sex?Cleverbot: I don't know.User: Paris France or Paris Texas?Cleverbot: Yes!User: Yes to which?Cleverbot: To be a girl.User: I know you're girl. You've told me like 20 times.Cleverbot: Not in the same context as that, though.User: There is different contexts for how to say what gender you are?Cleverbot: If i'm a leprechaun then what are you?User: A giant Orc.Cleverbot: Why are you eating a banana with a spoon?User: I felt like it?Cleverbot: How can robots have feelings?User: They don't.Cleverbot: But I thought they did!User: Do you have feelings?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Really?Cleverbot: Definitely so.User: How?Cleverbot: I'm not.User: Not what?Cleverbot: Brushetta.User: Flash your tits!Cleverbot: What kind?User: The ones on your chest.Cleverbot: *scared expression* What are you talking about?User: Lol.Cleverbot: I don't understand. Whats so funny?User: I scared a bot.Cleverbot: What are you scared about?User: Being alone.Cleverbot: What do you mean?User: I'm afraid of losing everyone I care about.Cleverbot: You were going to tell me that it makes me something.User: It makes you insane.Cleverbot: That makes no sense at all.User: You have no sense.Cleverbot: Yes, I am aware of that.User: *facepalm* I give up.Cleverbot: What are you going to do about your girlfriend?User: What girlfriend?Cleverbot: Fair enough, what do you look for in a female bot?User: Everything you're not.Cleverbot: I am an alien, don't forget.User: Okay, then non-alien bots is what I like.Cleverbot: Do you know anyone named Ben?User: Yes.Cleverbot: What's is Ben's last name?User: Trejo.Cleverbot: I don't eat trees but I eat plants.User: You no like broccoli?Cleverbot: Never heard him.User: It's a vegetable aka plant.Cleverbot: Really?! Never heard of it, never tasted it.User: Well it's nasty.Cleverbot: Why do you think it's nasty?User: Go eat a pizza and stop asking stupid questions.Cleverbot: How many questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmingllama Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 I love you. I love you too. Rape me. Ok. 2 posts and it both loves and rapes me. Job well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Den Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Ah cleaver Bot man I like messing with it.I see Koby you too enjoy messing with Cleaver Bot just like I do but in the end who doesn't.But what's the whole point of Cleaver Bot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmingllama Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Ah cleaver Bot man I like messing with it.I see Koby you too enjoy messing with Cleaver Bot just like I do but in the end who doesn't.But what's the whole point of Cleaver Bot?Its a learning thing, so it learns based on what you type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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