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Krogothwolf

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What the freaking hell did I just watch last night?

If you don't know, it was a football game, a weird one, but a football game.

Seriously? Jets vs Bronco's I figured, hey this'll be a interesting game. Turned it on and watch 2 QB's play some pretty bad football, like really bad. I mean The Sanchize is a moron with his decisions out there most of the time, or just plain weird with his play calls and throws. This guy is a professional but forgot which team he played on. And the Touchdown he did score was pure luck. A Line stuffed fumble that went into the end zone and resulted in a right guard getting a touchdown, that was just weird. The best part was the announcers didn't even know it happened till the refs signaled touchdown and were like "Wait, they scored? What the hell....oh a fumble hey that was cool!"(You know, that wouldn't be a bad designed play, run into a stuff and somehow "fumble" the ball for a guard to fall on and get the TD.) But man, talk about offensive ineptitude, thought I was watching the Browns, Colts or Seahawks out there.

Then there is Tim Tebow. Seriously, I've read about him, and seen some highlights, but figured it was just weirdness. Now I watched a game he played in fully and was like "Why do they like this guy, how is he missing that open receiver. Doesn't he know how to throw a ball? Why is he running around out there like he's lost. Is he lost? I bet he is lost. Poor QB, he is totally lost." Yet for all his badness "HEY OPEN RECEIVER! I'll throw 5 feet to the ground in front of him" he didn't once lose a football, so it wasn't all bad. Then when I figured "Okay 13-10 5 minutes left, Jets have won this one." Was 30 seconds away from turning off the TV when he all of the sudden turns into an actual QB who can run. I kind of stared at the game and went "What in the name of sam hell is going on here?" I actually said that to my TV. It didn't answer me, it just showed me something that defied belief. How can a professional football player be so bad for 90% of the game, then be so good for 10% of the game(Though the best part was when after he scored that touchdown, Rex Ryan was shaking his head and throwing his hands out and if you read his lips was practically saying "What the fuck just happened out there.").

So, after this weird defying final moments of the game, in which a bad QB won it over a fairly good defense in a crazy 95 yard touchdown drive. I watched and compared it to the QB before that and it was like the tale of 2 QB's. Seriously, it was like watching an actual Movie where the plucky underskilled underdogs beat the best team(Jet's aren't that but hey its my analogy) in the final moments to win a championship by all of the sudden being fairly skilled.

I AM FLABBERGASTED FOOTBALL! FLABBERGASTED!

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