badomen121211 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Movie: Shaun of the deadSaid by: edQuote: can i get any of you cunts a drink? Movie: ClerksSaid by: randallQute: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.Movie: fight clubSaid by: tyler durdenquote: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.movie: dirty harrysaid by: harryquote: When I see a grown man chasing a woman down an alleyway with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross.lets see some of yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizenmanman Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Movie: Fight ClubTyler Durden: Only after disaster can we be resurrectedTyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it! Tyler Durden: First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?Narrator: So you can breath.Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. Tyler Durden: In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Narrator: After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.Narrator: And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon.Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack. Narrator: I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened. Members of Fight Club: [chanting] His name is Robert Paulson.Honestly, most of these I cannot repeat correctly, but I am working on having these all memorized so I can. I want all of these quotes and a list of about 600 more from this movie and other sources to be read aloud at my funeral, they will be divided up evenly among whatever of my friends are still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifilicious Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."-Itzhak Stern, Schindler's List Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foresite Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "I am dead. But did you think i could lye quietly in my grave and watch as the world sees rise to another Milliardo Peacecraft"!!! - Zechs Marquize, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 The Matrix. Neo Meets Morpheus.Morpheus- At last, Welcome Neo. As you no doubt have guessed, i am Morpheus.Neo- Its an honor to meet you.Morpheus- No, The honor is mine. Please, Come sit. I imagine that right now your feeling a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the rabbit hole.Neo- You could say that.Morpheus- I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up. Ironically this isn't far from the truth. Do you believe in fate Neo? Neo- No.Morpheus- Why not?Neo- Because i don't like the idea that im not in control of my life.Morpheus- I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why your here. Your here because you know something. What you know you can't explain.. but you feel it. you've felt it your entire life. that theres something wrong with the world you don't know what it is, but its there. Like a splinter in your mind. Driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. do you know what im talking about?Neo- The Matrix?Morpheus- Do you want to know what it is?Neo- *Nods*Morpheus- The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us, even now in this very room. you can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work. When you go to church. When you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.Neo- What truth?Morpheus- That you are a slave Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. born into a prision that you cannot smell or taste or touch. a prision... for your mind. Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You Take the blue pill, This story ends you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and i show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all im offering you is the truth, nothing more.this isn't a quote... its more of a conversation... but i felt it needed to be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Apollo Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 lol, the best one ever is in Dirty Dancing...I might not have the first stuff totally correct, but you get the idea.First Guy: "What she's doing here?"Second Guy: "She came with me...she's with me."Girl: "I carried the watermelon."Of course, after that, she looked all "What the hell did I just say?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuna Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 JunoJuno MacGuff: "I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell"i got a real kick outta that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.