Koby Posted May 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Some crazy shit posted by someone on schthack forums.Angron's Kawaii Adventures Through Ragol: Part 1Quest - Gran SquallI hope I am.THRONE OF TERRA NO!FOR THE EMPEROR PRINCIPAL!No problem sir!n.nx.x;_;Hey, what's up man?O...kay.That's crazy!During some brief monster-slaying. Nothing out of the usual.Oh shit...a wild RAmar has appeared....there are MORE of you tin-foil hat nutjobs?Now spill all of your traitorous secrets to ME! FOR I AM A DOUBLE-AGENT!Of course I am.Uh sure...Yeah, that's a-me.Uh...so YOU COULD GET ALL THE MESETA! I DON'T THINK SO KID! *Smites*What's strange about this? That I'm on a planet slaying hapless insects and listening to the musings of you thought derived Humans. That all of you are either crazed tin-foil hat nutcases or are a bunch of lazy fleshbag Hunters who wouldn't know their blade from the pommel of their saber?Oh you meant that...yeah that was pretty odd.Is everyone lazy in this quest? The fuck did they hire you guys for? Fine, I'll help you out. Gawd.;_;Sure, you go on ahead and do that.GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO FIX A FUCKING BROKEN DOOR WITH JUST A LEVEL 1 GIFOIE AND THAT ARM DILDO YOU CALL A CANNON?! Now we gotta call a security-gate repair officer. DAMN IT!...how did that possibly work? You just rubbed up against the gate and got electrocuted?! Whatever this "knack" is, I need it.I'm at least half the height of it. :LPart 2 coming in a bit.Angron's Kawaii Adventures Through Ragol: Part 2Quest - Gran SquallYEAH, SHOW 'EM MAN!Ha, ha, ha. Yeah stop being a kidder Bernie and use your main weapon on him. That isn't doing enough damage bro.You are kidding right? That damage is a joke? ...*30 minutes later*Let me guess, it's that you suck absolute balls at being a Ranger? Am I right?Oh?Well call me a Hildebear's uncle...Okay...who exactly is your source? Another crazed tin-foil hat nut job who uses equally shitty gear for his class and also happens to believe the Black Paper Illuminati Lizardmen are real and that they use highly-developed Hunter Androids to eliminate those that know too much about what's going on behind the scenes of this increasingly corrupt administration?I AM REPORTING YOU TO THE HIGH AUTHORITY OF COMMON AND INTERNAL SECURITY POLICY FOR YOUR OBVIOUS HERESY!kYeah, um dude that's a level 1 Gifoie...Yeah, this will totally end well for us all.Ooooooh boy...um, mind if I chime in? I'm like, pretty good at this kinda stuff dude. Not trying to make you feel bad, but you really...should consider a new line of work.FUCKING STOP CASTING IT YOU DOUCHE! CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S DOING FUCK-ALL FOR DAMAGE?!Yeah, cool story bro.Teamwork! Yeah!So...you gonna kill them sometime?=_='You know...you could at least PRETEND to be useful?Little late there brosef....This is some serious Chris Hansen shit up in hurr dawg.Really? You don't understand why some shadow society would implant a tracking chip into their experimental subject?Yeah, that's big for your level 1 Gifoie...I'm regretting it to be completely honest.What's that thing you're always saying Bernie?Oh yeah, now I remember.WATCH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!Now that's how you clear a room out Bernie.A loli? In my Japanese online, action-RPG? It's moar likely than you think!Fucking Windows '98...Okay, let's ignore the Android with the built in health-monitors and body-regulation sensors has to say about her broken right arm, right leg, and two fractured ribs along with the fact she was disemboweled via that shard from the shuttle's hull in the crash.So now it's a travel agency and not the shadow arm of the New Coral Order? Okay dude.Why would I POSSIBLY have a reason to not trust you?Fuck this place, I'm outta here. Fucking crazy pedo, conspiracy-theorist nutjobs. Get me the HELL AWAY FROM HERE!WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?! I JUST CAME BACK FROM THERE 6 SECONDS AGO?! What the Hell kind of media censorship policy does this damn ship have? A fucking cup with a string?You're getting a little too excited over this revelation aren't you...anyways, it's top secret. So shut the fuck up and get out of my way fleshie. I'm on a mission yo.AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO YOU BUDDY! DON'T THANK ME FOR DOING YOUR JOB!Finally, a voice of realist reason surely!...Uh...why am I getting the nagging suspicion that Bernie's crazed Illuminati theory was right?Like that travel agency you work for huh?If by "take" you mean kidnap and by "care" you mean rape violently, then sure, I trust you.Sometimes, I think I'm the only sane sentient-creature here...Waterfall Tears, Black Paper Deal and The Lost Bride are next on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furian4233 Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 I'm about to go play this again...Totally forgot about it...Can't wait to get my 153 Fonew and 129 Hucast back in action!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koby Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 Time to revive an old thread. 777 HP666 MST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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