Something Hilarious

[professa X]

i found this on FUNimations Baka and Test contest. It's just really funny!

 

Question: You’re on a train that leaves New York for Orlando at 8AM, going 60 mph. 

Three hours later, a train leaves Orlando for New York, going 85 mph. 

Orlando and New York are 1200 miles apart. What time will you be able to see the other train pass?

Answer: 

Teacher: "Yes, you in the back."

 

Boy: "Well..."

 

(and thus begins a conversation in his head)

 

- wait a second, what if there is weather?

 

**eyes widen**

 

- Is it winter? How much snow is on the ground? Is it snow or is it ice? What if it's a mixture?

What if it's not winter, maybe it's spring?

 

**starting to panic**

 

- If it's spring and we're travelling around hills or mountains...OH GOD, MOUNTAINS!!!! That

means...

 

**jaw drops**

 

- MUDSLIDES!!!!!

 

**closes mouth and now has an inquisitive look on his face**

 

- But it could be in the summer...nice weather, can see everything.

 

**closes eyes and imagines the image with a relaxed smirk on his face**

 

- The animals on the farm grazing without any problems in the world. People walking around in

love, walking hand in hand. Workers working hard at their jobs. Oh it's starting to get a little dark,

must be rain. Wind is starting to pick up a bit...a lot actually.

 

** as a cow flies by in his dream, he snaps out of trance with eyes wide open and jaw dropped

and super panicked as he stands straight up and runs out of the classroom in terror screaming...

(which ends his own conversation in his head)

 

Boy: "HURRICANE!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! **crying**

 

Teacher looks confused and struck with awe.

 

Teacher: "Uhhh..."

 

**Teacher sees a girl with her hand raised intently as if she knows the answer.**

 

Teacher: How about you miss?

 

Girl: "6:05PM?"