Video Game Recaps: Persona 4

[† Ferocia Coutura]

Okay, so, I am in love with Video Game Recaps, so I decided to do a recap of one of my favorite games, Persona 4.

Note, A recap is just a retelling of the game, but with my comments and jokes thrown in there.

So, if you ever played Persona 4, or know what Persona 4 is, or even if you never heard of it, please enjoy.

(BTW, the unnamed protagonist is named Soji because I said so

Before you read, please note that I do not own any characters, blah blah blah. Atlus owns, blah blah blah. Please do not be offended if I make a mean joke, for it is not to anyone in perticular (usually).

Enjoy!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 1: The Big-Ass Limo~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~April, 2011, a peacful rural town is shaken by murders. (Wow, atlus, way to non-chelantly introduce the setting)

~The screen pans to fog and a hot limo. Wow, fog. That's not going to be in the storyline for the rest of the game. And just in case we weren't sure, they show us that the limo does, indeed, have wheels.

~Yay, the first character in the game we see looks like a whore, sitting next to a giant nose with a head attatched to it!!! Fricken' right. So the old guy speaks and says "Welcome to the Velvet Room." Wait, I thought we were in a limo. Do Limo's have rooms now... well, whatever.

~Apperently, this guy's name is Igor, and Soji has an intrigueing destiny. Well, isn't that nice!! Yeah, remember the whore, well, her name is Margeret. He says that I 'may possibly be bound to a contract in the near future." *Hint Hint*

~After I introduce Soji to Igor and the whore, he asks if I believe in fortune-telling. Honey, I just appeared in a giant limo filled with liquor and am currently talking to a pedophile. I'll believe anything you freakin' tell me is true, now.

~Well, my fortune is such a bright one. A terrible catastrophe is immenite, I'll encounter a misfortune, and to top it all off, I have to apperently solve a case or I'll have no future. Well, that leaves me very chipper.

What will happen next!!! Find out in Chapter 2: Introductions!!

[Sebastian]

Lol I take back what I said before on you game recap request page! This is kinda funny. Sounds like the game is confusing.