Minkseru Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) Ok so for about hte last three months at work I have been having a lame joke for my customers on a weekly basis. In large part due to the lack of a visible smile, something about I feel as though I am smiling yet being told I am not. So I kept meaing to start posting them here, and do feel free to add your own lame jokes for the week. Lame joke for the week of 05-25-15:Q: What do you call it when a rabbit gets into your wine?A: A bad hare day Lame joke for the week of 06-01-15:Q: Who does a rabbit go to see for their eyes?A: A hoptometrist. Lame joke for the week of 06-08-15:I tried to trade my soul once, unfortunately it was soul bound. Edited June 8, 2015 by Minkseru 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otakuza Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Q: What do you call a fish without Eyes?A: A fshQ: How many lives does a Nazi cat have?A: Nein! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwapogi Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Who needs lame jokes when my whole life is a joke anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zephy669 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'm terrified of spiders.I couldn't sit through the movie ArachnophobiaOr Charlotte's Web.Or the sequel, Charlotte's Web: The Reckoning. Actually that one's pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinoyRecca Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 What did one ocean say to the other?Nothing, they just waved. Apparently, everything is made in China, except for babies.Those are made in Va-China I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger,then it hit me. I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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