Hello!

[Dregarious]

Name's Dreg. Had to post an introduction so I stole this from someone on some other forum.

 

late in the day i have found that being hatched from and egg is not the norm

my egg was blue and for this i am unhappy (i dont like blue)

 

my early days were spent trying to avoid the bigger trees in my yard

often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth

this you might say has set me up in life for not very much

 

tonight i have had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea

i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called turnip

 

turnip doesn't like kevin. but as they stay out of each others way life aint hard

 

you may ask who is kevin?

this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret

 

i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me

i do however have a large collection of small shoes

47% of them are left 1's

 

 

Things I Like:

 

i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,

(old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).

I like my sock Franko and he likes me.

I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell).

Bar fights.

Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.

Freaky Circus ***. Jokes that are in bad taste.

Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem.

Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).

Really creepy people who follow you about.

 

 

Things I Dislike:

 

Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!

Eating just cos ive run out of beer!

Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)

Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).

Hangovers!!!

Kittens that come apart when you kick them.

Materialism and not having enough stuff.

Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)

Shaving.

Small Stones with Sharp Edges.

Snotty Eggs.

 

 

 

To be honest i only came here cos i was told that mondays is chocolate cake and ice cream day.