chuck norris vs rajinikanth

[jobonline20]

Today i was going through old threads here, and read a thread about Chuck Norris.

then i remembered that all these jokes were replicated for a south Indian actor named-->

Rajinikanth

so i searched about him on youtube and found this, thought i would share.........

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apparently this guy is famous in japan too, hope they make an anime on him it would be fabulous.

i also found this cartoon for Castrol engine oil add starring him

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also some facts i found:-

- When Rajinikanth smokes on screen, it is actually the cigarette smoking Rajinikanth.

- When Rajinikanth smokes, he gives cigarettes Rajinikanth cancer.

- Rajinikanth is the result of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

- The Large Hadron Collider was actually created to find out if Rajinikanth started the big bang.

- Rajinikanth movies are the reason why the global financial crisis hasn’t affected India.

- Women have periods because Rajinikanth can’t bleed.

- Only Rajinikanth can tell you if it’s the time to disco.

- Pappu can’t dance saala, because Rajinikanth broke his legs.

- NASA discovered water on the moon only because Rajinikanth took a piss there.

- The world’s best Cricket player, Sachin Tendulkar, is actually Rajinikanth’s avatar.

[Saidon]

Lol'd at the last two ^

Aliens Vs Predator was an autobiography of Chuck Norris' first sexual experience.

[cyberalone]

Really funny videos ^^

[Alkin]

Hahaha that was some funny stuff

[jobonline20]

actually this guy became famous for his inimitable style at dialogue delivery and actions, and also for ridiculous fights(in movies)

here is a clip of his styles (especially @ 3:55 where he stops bullets using bicycle chain)

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compilation of his styles

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and a song from one of his movies which is very good and hilarious

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