gforce75 Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Somone comes upto you and says you have two choices and if you choose neither or violate that choice, they will slowly burn your body in acid. Anyways, what would you pick, why, and how do you think you would live?Choice 1: Get $10,000,000,000 drafted to your bank account TodayTerms and Conditions:* Cannot date, marry, flirt, and no types of sex* Cannot eat meat* Forced to spend 20 minutes a day with the person you hate the most* Cannot travel outside of your home city* Cannto drive, nor be driven by a vehicle of any sorts* You must walk with a fat transexual the opposite sex if you decide to shop* You are not allowed to use the internet, nor have anyone use it* Sugar is forbidden* You must convert to a different religion* Cannot be a member of any forum* You must use the bathroom in a set of bushes outside* Your only pet can be a fat mouse* You can only play a NES for the rest of your life* You cannot own a cell phone* You must weight 350 pounds after 2 years* You are only allowed to shower or bathe 2 a yearor ------------------------------Choice 2: Get paid $250 a week every day for the rest of your life, receive a free house, and all bills are paid for.* Cannot have a friend of the opposite sex* Cannot drink anything, except water* Forced to spend 45 m inutes a day with the person you hate the most* Cannot travel outside of your home country* Can only be driven by a vehicle and not allowed to walk around* You may flirt with only the same sex* You can use the internet, but only 25 minutes a day* You can have only 1 candy a day* You must convert to a different sect in your own religion (like catholic to mormon)* Must post 2500 postings on FM* Must serve 3 years in the military at one pointSo, what would you choose, how, why, and for what reason. How do you think your life would be?GL with your answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyo Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 i reckon the second choice is less severe but to be honest they both suck major balls. life like that isn't worth living so i'll go with the slow burning death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Haha, yeah, I think I'd choose death. But if not the acid, then I'd choose the second one.* Cannot have a friend of the opposite sexMay have an issue with this.* Cannot drink anything, except waterAlready do, more or less.* Forced to spend 45 minutes a day with the person you hate the mostI guess. Sure. What happens when they die? Do I spend time with their corpse? That might be a wee bit creepy.* Cannot travel outside of your home countryWhat constitutes a home country? I was born in the Philippines, but I've lived in the US most of life, but I really liked living in Japan...* Can only be driven by a vehicle and not allowed to walk aroundI guess, okay.* You may flirt with only the same sexSure.* You can use the internet, but only 25 minutes a dayI would weep. A lot.* You can have only 1 candy a dayWould it be good candy at least?* You must convert to a different sect in your own religion (like catholic to mormon)What if I'm agnostic?* Must post 2500 postings on FMEvery day?* Must serve 3 years in the military at one pointI already intend to serve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiddybear Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Second one. Just uh... how would I get around my house if I wasn't allowed to walk around? If I had a house large enough I could drive in that would be great =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koby Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Please don't advertise, it isn't allowed. *changes to fm* This topic and choices are very weird. I'd simply choose one to get away, then violate it and be ready with a gun to shoot the mofo who tries to poor acid on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anooxy Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 I would pick the first and then pay someone to kill the person who created those rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 yay acid!*jumps*oh boy, I can feel the burn!I'm alive!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiddybear Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Okay, yeah, I like Sasuke's and Koby's ideas better. XD... or I could use Slayer as a human shield... Hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mujklob Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 I would choose the first one, immediately find me a gun and shoot myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gforce75 Posted August 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sry, wasn't an advertisemnet, it was a copy and paste from my forum. Thought you guys would get a kick out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Okay, yeah, I like Sasuke's and Koby's ideas better. XD... or I could use Slayer as a human shield... Hmm.you could jump on top of my neck and stay there but that won't really let you use me as a human shield.I'd be flapping all the acid around so it's bound to hit you sometime.Besides I'm going to sink in the pool of acid so you wont have much time to live.Better to take the dive than die slowly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† shinji Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 I'd say "heylook what's thaT?!" point in random direction, stealthe suitcase of $10,000,000,000 and run away. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku-kun Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 I'd preffer burning to death. What kind of a life would each way be? If life is life, then it's supposed to be life. Not....that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 I'd say "heylook what's thaT?!" point in random direction, stealthe suitcase of $10,000,000,000 and run away. ^^you would then be chased and bitten to death by a 1000 hungry chivauvas you can't fight the Man Shinji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† shinji Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 you would then be chased and bitten to death by a 1000 hungry chivauvas you can't fight the Man ShinjiLol. Chivauvas... i'll just feed them or something. =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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