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Favourite Simpsons quotes?

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Hey guys I was just wondering what's your favourite simpsons quote?


 


Mine definately has to be: " where you saying boo or boo-urns?" 


 


BOOOOOOOOO


 


Hans Moleman: " I WAS SAYING BOO-URNS" 


 


hahahahah this quote never fails to make me laugh


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Homer: Hello my name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a letter for me.


 


Post clerk: Ok Mr Burns whats your first name please?


 


Homer: I dont know!


 


Or


 


You will have to speak up im wearing a towel.


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Australian dude: That's not a knife this is a knife. (Holds up spoon)


 


Lisa: That's a Spoon.


 


Australian Dude: I see you have played Knifey Spooney before!


 


Another episode from Treehouse of Horror when Homer goes back in time because he accidentally turns his toaster into a time machine.


 


Homer: Don't touch anything I'll touch whatever I feel Like AHHHH! (Beats the crap out of a giant Mosquito, kills a lizard and goes crazy)


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I think this is from King-sized Homer episode.

 

[Homer making a call but pushes several keys each time he attempts to dial a number]

Woman on Phone: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

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