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The Game of Whys

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The game's simple, just ask a question and the next person answers. The objective is to make the most obscure questions/answer as possible.

Example:

My Post:

Why do dogs like to lick their balls then my face?

Your Post:

Because they want to give you cancer.

Why do people think that Elvis is still alive?

I'll start it off with this:

Why is it embedded into female DNA to turn the simplest of questions into fucking neurosurgery?

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To communicate with it's fellow slave birds.

Why is My Little Pony such a popular T.V. show? (I'm mildly impressed.)

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because she wants yo' dick

Why was Fooly Cooly only six episodes long?

[also wow seriously? it was aired so much on adult swim that i thought it was a lot longer than that.]

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Because lawnmowers are loud and fire projectiles of lawn shrapnel in people. I swear the rocks, sticks, dog balls only go for people.

 

Why do I keep seeing flying rats, rainbow colored bats, and giant lizard people every where I go?

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On 4/5/2016 at 1:37 PM, Zanco said:

Because lawnmowers are loud and fire projectiles of lawn shrapnel in people. I swear the rocks, sticks, dog balls only go for people.

 

Why do I keep seeing flying rats, rainbow colored bats, and giant lizard people every where I go?

because you're actually in imagination land instead of the real world.

 

Why is there a beginning of time but no end?

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On Monday, April 25, 2016 at 2:29 AM, Dr. Whiskers said:

because you're actually in imagination land instead of the real world.

 

Why is there a beginning of time but no end?

Infinity.

 

Why is the Big Mac so popular?

Edited by Pacific85

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On ‎2017‎-‎04‎-‎18 at 3:43 AM, Redphin said:

Because the Little Mac always wore bellbottoms long after they went out of style.

 

What's the worst thing that could happen?

Because the best things will have consequences

 

Why does Putin go to space?

Edited by Pacific85

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Becos he's not a man.

 

Why do Japanese anime characters have such big eyes while Japanese themselves have small eyes?

Edited by LelouchVBritannia

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