Ichigo & Orihime " oooooooh my god , look mommy it's the orange princess and the orange carrot top ain't they a cute couple. " Ichigo & Rukia " hey , I didn't know Ichigo had a brother " Not sure " I don't for sure if ichi is gay or straight " Neither " hey Look it's the the loser carrot top who still doesn't have a girl . LLLOOOSSSEEERRR " I vote Ichigo & Orihime. ( much better than the other three )