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Soy Hater last won the day on December 29 2017

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  1. Soy Hater

    RIP TotalBiscuit

    This sucks major balls At least we still have Jim Sterling.
  2. Every New Actress Must Visit My Mattress

  3. 13 Reasons Why is probably the soyest series in existence, and shows everything that's wrong with Web Original series:

    1. gigantic, almost movie-like running time (hour or more)

    2. center of the plot - a special snowflake

    3. is extremely slow and boring

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    2. Soy Hater

      Soy Hater

      22-44" has been norm for decades, you goof

    3. CyborgIcarus29

      CyborgIcarus29

      Adding 15 minutes to "normal length" episode doesn't make the running time "gigantic" tho. It's not a big deal and it didn't have any negative effects on popular well made shows like GoT, True detective, Westworld ect.

    4. Koby

      Koby

      soyest? What do you mean by this? I don't really care to go look it up on Urban Dictionary to find out right now.

       

      Also, series on streaming platforms tend to run 1hr, because they don't have to keep runtime to a certain amount to allow advertisements in it's timeslot. So they're able to fill the entire hour.

       

      Hell even HBO series are like 50-55 minutes, since they only do a few ads in-between shows instead of during.

  4. Tous parés pour la compétition, symbole d'une génération

    C'qui nous lie, plaisir et passion

    Amitié, respect, foot 2 rue !

    1. Scyrous

      Scyrous

      aha yes oui oui omelette du fromage

  5. Soylo: A Soy Wars Story

    1. galileolumberz

      galileolumberz

      Go fuck yourself you unhappy sack of shit. We don't see you trying to make anything better.

  6. Sy-Fy just canceled Expanse. Is there a point in investing emotionally in any series?
    1. Spectrum

      Spectrum

      WTF. I've been watching the show weekly since Season 1.
      Current season is going fine as well, and this had to happen.
      Hopefully Amazon etc. will pick it up.

    2. CyborgIcarus29

      CyborgIcarus29

      Netflix, after announcing it wants to have more high quality Sci fi series/movies, would be a fool to not acquire the rights for this show.

    3. MysterySword

      MysterySword

      I'm trying not to panic. Someone else please pick it up! The latest episode was tense af.

  7. Do you think Jedi ever get sued for excessive use of Force?

    1. EccentricOne

      EccentricOne

      They'd represent themselves, walk up to the jury and go "We are innocent, aren't we" *hand wave*

  8. Who thought that end-of-the-season cliffhangers are a good idea in a show that isn't yet renewed, and one of the lead actors was fired? I'm talking about Lethal Weapon - they just HAD to implement a stupid zinger, when they could have simply let said character leave the town, as he intended.

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    2. megajew

      megajew

      Didn't he JUST get fired though, no one could have predicted that. They had season 3 ready because of the amount of viewers the show got.

    3. Soy Hater

      Soy Hater

      Wait, just now? This is starting to feel like Jeremy Clarkson situation.

    4. megajew
  9. "Quality" Netflix subtitles: a bunch of words and lines missing, English parts are not subtitled at all. Web-television was a mistake.

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    2. Saf

      Saf

      I never liked streaming embedded videos anyway.

    3. Inverti

      Inverti

      ...why do you need subs for media that you could interpret by ear anyway? The quality of the subs is utterly inconsequential in that case.

    4. Soy Hater

      Soy Hater

      I'm translating them.

  10. Drunken is the best state to be in. Prove me wrong. Protip, <burp> you can't.

  11. All around me
    Are feline cat faces
    Warm cat places
    Whiskered faces...

    1. Saf

      Saf

      Catface

      He's got a big cats face

      He's got the body of a cat

      And the face of a cat

      And he flies through the air 'cause he's a cat face

      Catface

    2. Soy Hater
    3. Badguys

      Badguys

      Tears for Fears did it better.

       

  12. Celebrate good times, come on!

    1. monsieurcooler

      monsieurcooler

      I guess you must be leaving then. :P

    2. Saf

      Saf

      hqdefault.jpg

      Because I wasn't sure how to attach video links.

    3. Soy Hater

      Soy Hater

      Keep dreaming, T'Soni! :D

  13. Few things are as gut-wrenching as UnREAL

  14. Translating Law and Order SVU. They go for serious. but it usually ends up being a great comedy or soft pron.

  15. >mobiles ruin everything
    You might not even realize, just how much :)

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