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Has an avatar pic of Winrey that looks like she is being fucked in it
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Fryd ec dra tevvanahla padfaah y bewwy, yht y tayt pypo? Oui tuh'd vilg dra bewwy pavuna oui ayd ed!
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1/10 for not actually knowing BadOmen in real life, and not knowing that BadOmen is not, as they said, "a nice person." ...on an off topic note, I wish he was still on here, it would have the chance of making this place entertaining again.
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Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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Wrong I am going to guess CecilRosaFF4... seeing that we are basically the only active people.
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1102 boredom drove me to post here
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=f87omvb1 Haha, porn. Pico + Chico + Rico I believe... Wonder how many times in this thread people have ended up linking porn. (On this case, it doesn't link directly to the porn, it links to a place that you can download the movie for free from).
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Well, it isn't hard to get the materials, Limewire is the answer for those of us who do not have a large enough income to get all the books at once. Players though, if you don't know any first hand, one would have to go online and look for people nearby that play, or that have a web cam and wanna play an Instant Massager web cam session. Heres a short one, but just exudes the player's ability to fail so hard, it is entertaining to have him along on adventures. So, I am running a campaign, it is called Azure Vale, it is a horror adventure. Well, a lot of freaky things have been happening throughout the campaign, and all of the players are very careful and are avoiding taking risks. They even refuse to go near wells after they were walking, and saw a well, some enemies were around it, that had noticed them, and as the enemies went to attack, a giant tentacle came out of the well and started killing all of the monsters. Anyway, all of them are cautious after quite a few close calls and strange happenings, except one, Andrew. He had been causing a lot of strife for the PCs, but it often ended up just making the horror in the adventure stand out even more. They moved down into a crypt, they had been lucky enough to get the location of what they seek from the local vampires, all of which had already fed and were full. While they are down there, Andrew, seems to want to spring every trap, and in some cases, nearly get himself killed by springing secondary mechanics of my traps. At one point a monster blocks their path, simply standing there pointing the way they had come, the creature (a Curst, he can be found in the 3.5 forgotten realm player's hand book, or forgotten realm campaign book) is immortal, unless the curse on it is lifted. None in the party can do this, but two of the members are able to quickly identify it and give the warning. Andrew charges it, critically hits it, and when it doesn't die or seem hurt, he attacks again. After a few more attacks, the Curst speaks, "Go back, there is nothing for you here." Andrew spits at him and throws off a few insults before the party decides to explore a hallway they hadn't traveled down yet. The hallway went up along the hallway with the Curst, and halfway up, they find a secret door that opens into the Curst's hallway, behind it. As they enter from behind him, the Curst looks back for a short time, then walks away. The party continues on, they pass a n antechamber, in which is a huge number of rusty looking weapons, in the back of the room is a corpse with a glinting crown on, Andrew rushes in, in his ever astounding carelessness, and the weapons come to life. They are now out numbered, literally, 50 to 1 (there are 4 party members). Andrew, after a bit of yelling between members, decides to run, the wizard, played by me, blasts the the entrance to the room closed. Moving quickly now, the PCs continue forward, wanting to leave the catacombs, and wanting to put distance between those weapons and themselves. After a bit of walking, they enter a huge chamber, 300x300x100 feet. In the center of the room is a square set of steps, at the top of the stairs is a slab, with a body on it. It looks to be the tomb of some hero, and as the PCs read words that ring the slab, they find that it was a hero. Zach, the group's fighter, takes hold of the sword and looks it over, after a bit he places it back. Andrew, however, begins trying to steal the armor (Red Dragon Scale Armor), the corpse springs to life, and it turns out he was probably the one who got those scales from a dragon, because the corpse begins to destroy the support pillars from where it stood, with blasts of energy from the sword. A large number of Curst drop down from the ceiling, and begin trying to wrestle the body down, so it cause no more harm, but they are beaten off. Well, the wrap the story up, the party ran, and Andrew plotted returning to retrieve the armor and sword if they lived through finding the artifact that they were looking for. Also, the corpse managed to destroy the pillars, and the huge room caved in.
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So, who plays good Dungeons and Dragons? (If you claim you are a huge fan of RPG games, then you probably should have played in the past, or should still currently play, THE original RPG). I've been playing since, oh what is it... 4 years this past summer. It is still as amazing a game as ever. Now with D&D's 4th edition, it is better then it has ever been! I have been having trouble lately getting sessions set up, due to my normal players all having completely different schedules and whatnot. (In the case of one player, he hates playing it, but will play to be part of the crowd, and will essentially sit there and do no RPing, and just hang out, which is fine, but annoying at the same time, haha). Maybe share some old stories that you remember to this day about amazing wins, or amazing failures. Maybe a group failed so hard, that it was actually cool? Heres a great one; My friend Dale is playing with a group of his friends back in the day (Before I ever played) and their group stops in a town to get gear, and to rest for a day or two. While there, they stay at the town's only inn, well, Dale's character, a 4th level wizard, gets in an argument with the bouncers, who are also town guards. After arguing for sometime, the bouncer/guards get fed up and basically kidnap him. They beat him up a little in a room at the inn, and they end up raping him (they are minotaur by the way), well, after his character has been literally raped, and it beaten badly, he is able to manage to crawl away. Once outside of the inn, he runs into one of his teammates, he explains what happened. As he does so, the bouncers/guards/rapists come out of the inn, they quickly see him, and begin to head towards him and his teammate. His teammate decides on something, and makes a called shot, "I am going to take my grappling hook and use it to tear out the left one's ribcage with it." He rolls his D20, and it is a success, he runs forward, lodges one of the spikes of the grappling hook into the Minotaur's ribcage, loops it around a rib, and it is now around the rib, with an extremely powerful yank of the rope (the teammate was a barbarian i might add) he pulls the ribcage out. The enemy falls dead, and it's ally slowly backs away before running. (He is later found and killed by Dale, which I believe landed Dale in prison, from which they broke him out of, ect...).
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Ironman, it was pretty good.
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*Bows* The name is Amrehlu Blackdoom.
Citizenmanman replied to Citizenmanman's topic in Meet & Greet
Long time since I was here, last time was when something messed up and I couldn't come to site (Probably like,... banned for awhile or something, no idea), after an arguement in the religion thread in the Mako place. Still pretty dead, huh? -
We are also probably so dead because a crappy members like Mithra.
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At the moment I have read up to chapter 9, waiting for the place i read them out to update it again.
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Yea, true, I have been confused for a girl, because I never state my sex and preference, on almost every forum I have gone to and stayed at for a period of time.
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Sex is only a tool in keeping a relationship going well, getting kinky is what will keep the relationship fresh later on into it, but if you over do it (Ha-ha,... pun) you will destroy the relationship because it will become pointless, other than for the sex. That is the second most horrible thing that could come from sex (the first is a child of course.) People who do not have sex are missing out, people who have sex all the time, probably have shitty relationships... you have to find that correct balance between sex and love, of course there is love-making, which is the best kind of love or sex... cause it combines both... people should try for that intimate, deep kind of sex as often as plausible, but do not let it rule you, people have to have some fun too. Too many people think of sex as what they want to get, but a relationship is what it is that you should try for, and sex, as i said i will restate, is just a tool that should be used in keeping a relationship fresh. As long as you play it safe, it is perfectly fine to have often though... if you are stressed out, go get a blowjob, it relieves a load (Ha-Ha... another pun) of stress. Plus, being able to get those kinky urges out every now and again is always nice. Hell starting early is a good idea too, you will at least have practice for when you find a real relationship to work on, although I would say try to hold off until about... 12 or 13 before you start doing stuff like that.
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As far as I am concerned, he is the only that sounds like he would be any good as president... I hate republicans and Democrats equally, but still, if we have to have a crappy-ass democracy, than I hope he is the winner. Edit: By the way, those links aren't working... is it just me, or what?
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Bah, only thing/person that can ever judge someone, is oneself. I hadn't ever heard of the whole, Atheist converting while they are dying, and there is really no way to prove it, seeing that they are dying, and after they are gone you can say they said just about anything while they were on their death bed... What I don't see, is how can someone be afraid to die? I just don't get it, we could die at any moment, if someone is afraid to die, why aren't they afraid to leave their houses... I mean, we could end up dead, at any moment, on any day... even if we did just stay at home all the time, ect... Religion is crap because it promotes violence towards others, even telling people to kill in the name of their fake gods, because people are smart enough to know, that people are stupid enough to believe in that shit. I could make up a religion right now, make commandments, than also say something outlandish, more outlandish than the claims of the religion in the first place, something like, "All those who do not believe in time travel must be stoned to death." Like the Christian bible tells us to kill, literally, billions of people. Like your religion, it is just a copy cat, or from what you said, it was the first, or something, so therefor it was the archetype of all the bullshit. Religion kills more than anything else, in the whole of human history, it has killed, and murdered more people, than any other plague or disease (of which it is). Anyone can make up a religion that sounds exactly like all the ones you mentioned, in fact, I did for Dungeons and Dragons... and if I went, and preached about it, like it was real, eventually desperate people that have nothing left will start to believe, than it would spread, and eventually go form a cult, like all religions start as, and form into a "real" religion. You cannot be driven by truth, if there is none. You cannot fear something, or embrace it, if it does not exist. The only way people should live their lives is how they wish, not by the rules set by some retarded religious sect that is just power hungry and that gets off by controlling peoples minds. Do not take how I am talking as a personal assault against an individual, I am insulting the Religion itself, not the people, some people are just to weak to go through life without believing in something like religion, and people have the right to believe and say whatever it is that they want to. In truth, believing in religion, is believing that being discriminative towards people who are different. Although, that right to believe in what they want, is what has gotten countless people murdered due to racism, discrimination, and hatred, all of which are ungrounded. Religion can mean good for people, but people take it to seriously, and let it rule their lives, that is how it was years, and years ago, and it is still that way to this day. The only thing that not believing in a religion shows about someone, is that they are emotionally and mentally strong. Hating someone because they do not believe in your religion is exactly like religion itself, hateful. You proved that you are hateful toward none religious people by saying "Fuck You." to all of us, even people you have never met, nor talked to. You based your thoughts of all those who are not religious off of your religions hate for us, so people who contribute more to society than you ever will, and are better people than you can ever be (You or I, I should say really), you are writing them off as trash, because your religion has brainwashed you into thinking the way you do.
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What Game Mode Did You Play, Be Honest?
Citizenmanman replied to unerasable sin's topic in Gaming Realm
I never really played other than making ships, but my friends played normal and 100%'ed it, than they 100%'ed it on expert, than followed up with 100%'ing it on easy, lol. -
Haha, yeah, i agree with Shade! Anyway, welcome, 'tis good to see/meet you.
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Nah, it is natural to believe in things that aren't real because you are afraid, it is how stupid people get along in life with out crying constantly over fear of what happens when we die, ect...
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...interesting, haha
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Yeah, what the above said!
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Welcome, maybe you will give this place a spike of activity again, have fun.
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Good! She sucks, HARD, I hope she gets throat cancer or something.