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Citizenmanman

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  1. Should actually get an avatar pic of winrey getting fucked!
  2. Banned for being a Baron of a kingdom
  3. 4/10 Seeing that they are the only other living creature here, I have hd the chance to grow less, naturally, hateful toward them.
  4. E ghuf, ed ec y kuut zuga, ruf ypuid yhudran uha... Fryd ec dra tevvanahla padfaah y sicdyhk yht y bema uv tayt pypeac? E tuh'd ryja y sicdyhk eh so kynyka. lol
  5. E ghuf, ed ec y kuut zuga, ruf ypuid yhudran uha... Fryd ec dra tevvanahla padfaah y sicdyhk yht y bema uv tayt pypeac? E tuh'd ryja y sicdyhk eh so kynyka.
  6. This is an easy game now... CecilRoseFF4
  7. ...wait...what... did you just call me smart, and yourself an ass?
  8. Wish granted... they uh... i dunno... they make really unattractive creature molest you... I wish for... all bugerkings and mcdonalds to be shut down forever
  9. Granted, but on your first ride in it you get pulled over, and the car turns out to have been stolen I wish the customer service at Wizards of the Coast was actually helpful
  10. Is wrong about that, it is a nude (... he has fur so... is it really nude?) wolf man, with a violin
  11. Granted, but after taxes you end up owing well of 100,000 dollars I wish I could fight an alien horde to the death
  12. There are two requirements to be a smart ass, don't worry though, you got the second part down pat. (In an unrelated note, this thread is fun)
  13. 999,973 I have my doubts, but I assume I could suspend my disbelief long enough to help attempt it.
  14. I start by drugging their drink prior to the actual killing, once they are unconscious, and steal them away to a secret, distant location. I wait for a bit while they come around, when they do, I first cause them mental anguish by forcing them to stay in a horrid room for a few hours while screaming and disgusting sounds come from all around them (an intercom system with recorded sounds playing over it) They will suddenly stop, and I will enter the room, covered in blood and gore. I will then talk to them for a few moment, I will speak of graphic things. I will tell them stories of my past victims, and I will tell them what I am going to do to them. Explain that after I kill them, and are finished with their life I will use their mutilated corpse for my own pleasure sexually (Not really, just some more mental rape). I will tell them how their family will slowly disappear like they did, and that they will be all killed like this, and dealt with in the same manner afterwards. That when I will start the torture. A few hard punches to the face, then I will walk away to a table with implements on it. Grabbing a knife or two I will start by cutting the tendons in their heels, then stab knives into their legs, and leave them there. I will take each of their fingers , and snap them by hand, one, after another, slowly. I will do the same to every toe. I will follow that up by grabbing their arm, and hyper-extending their elbows, then their knee joints. I will grab a hammer and smash their knee caps, then their shoulders. I will let them live like that for a day or two, occasionally coming in and beating them with a club or some sort. When I grow bored of their life, I will go into the room, take a scalpel and cut their abdomen open, and place in there, a small bomb, enough to blow them in half. After stitching the wound closed with barbed wire (depends on if it works well enough), I just simply leave the room, the bomb will be set for 14 hours... enough time to torture them a bit more mentally, right about when they think it was a fake, and wont go off, boom. That is how I would kill the person above me...
  15. Banned for banning someone for a reason that makes no sense
  16. Granted, but it was a swamp creature that laid you/you laid I wish to punch the pope in his stupid face
  17. ^ Is correct, I take it easy everyday < Is slowly turning uncontrollably homicidal, rather than just homicidal V Will probably be CecilRoseFF4...
  18. Gears of War 2? Not even a good game... but only one I found... albeit, on the 13th a long awaited expansion comes out that will make a great game, even greater.
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