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  1. Post up a story of an awkward situation you have been in, a funny situation that arose, or just an entertaining story from your past having to do with sex, or things related.

    Alright, this is the background; I was going to Cyberschool at the time. Well, the classes had forums for the students to talk in and stuff, so I went to one and saw that I had a number of things in common with someone there. We started talking on Y!IM, we became quick friends. He used to go to a school in Germany, and it's nickname was Gay and Bi High, due to the high number of gays and bis there. I pointed out that I am Bi, with a stronger interest in guys (in case he was against gays and bis...). Well, turns out he was gay... onto the awkward part of the story...

    I first had to convince someone from my family to take me down to his house (2 hour drive) and come get me three days later... it was awkward, because it was someone I met online, and apparently (I learned this later) my mother, my one sis and a few others had decided they thought I was probably gay, so now they were pretty sure of this. Anyway, I got the ride and went down... we took me shit into his place (clothers, PS3, Guitar and Amp) and we talked. His dad came home and I was introduced. Well... it didn't take long before we were left alone... so, one thing led to another and we were making out, his dad walked in quickly spun around and walked away fake sobbing... awkward for us because he had come to get us because we were going out to eat. lol, so it was a somewhat quiet outing. Got back later that night and we watched t.v. and talked about random stuff (the 3 of us) and finally his dad said he was going to sleep because he had work in the morning. This left us alone in the living room, with recliners. Once more, one thing led to another and we were making out, he was sitting on my lap facing me in the chair I was sitting in... we stupidly had to t.v. to high to hear that his dad was coming back... at the last second one of his pet birds made a noise and warned us, so he basically threw himself onto the floor, prompting a "What just happened to you?" from his dad, he played it off saying that he was walking and tripped... his dad seemed to not believe him seeing that I just kind of starred away from him at a wall. "You two should get some sleep, we need to go to your grandma's tomorrow to help her with her phone line, then we are going to take a hike..." we said okay, he left, and we decided to head to his room. Well... no sleep was had; talking, making out, and ...some touching, went on for most of it, but... it eventually went further... it was now about 5 a.m., and I was in the middle of giving him a blowjob... and his dad fucking walks in... stands there and stares for a bit, before turning and leaving with a "I will never be able to see anything that is beautiful again." apparently... he was going to get us up to go to an early breakfast before going to work... probably the most awkward time in my entire life, that breakfast was...

    Just wanted to add, his dad made a little remark about me ordering a salad, "Well, I guess that's why you eat so much salad... you get your protein from elsewhere." the waitress looked at me a bit confused, and I put my head in my hands and shook it, both laughing and wishing to disappear, lol.

    On the third day had said we would go out and eat again in a few hours, and went to walk away... a quick look at my friend, then we both said, "Don't come get us. Every time we are going to go somewhere you walk in on us and it is awkward... let us come get you..." and so, no more walking in, lol. It was a good long weekend, but embarrassing multiple times.

    Anyway, just this past weekend, I was sitting down at my friend's, talking with some friends, and I had also taken my friend, Andy's, one little camcorder thing with, and he had given me a warning that he would smash it over my head if he found anything gay on it. I was tempted to do so, so I had brought it up with the school friend while there... we decided not to, but I told Andy how I was going to just to piss him off. Some entertaining threat trading, then I told how we were walked in on, and Mike (Badomen121211) turned to me and said, "At least you got a blowjob." (I hadn't said who was doing what)... so I was quiet for a sec, followed by, "Well... yeah, I did, but I wasn't on the receiving end when we got walked in on..."... Blank stare from Mike followed by, "So, how's the weather?"...

  2. I am at the last boss. I disliked SOTET, so this was a bit of a surprise. It is really good, and the story is good. I saw everything coming... as it came... but it was still good. Annoying stuff, got to the last boss, and I am low on Fresh Sage so now I have to run back (really long run) to get restocked on healing items. (what the hell... it is unrealistic to be able to carry 20 of everything you own, so what is the point of stopping at 20, might as well just make it 99...)

  3. Thanks, made them in paint, just cropped pieces out of a manga, Gamerz Heaven (The character's name is Grim Reaper), and made them the right size. (I wish I could use something more advanced then Paint *heavy sigh*)

    Eh, I wouldn't mind being called kid, it would be something akin to a nickname, and I've never had one before.

    I wanna lick both of them (Vergil and Nero) even if it got me killed, it would totally be worth it. Then maybe I can come back as one of the lust demons and get killed again, and freed from eternal damnation?

  4. If you do, do it on Alchemy, you should post it up, I would love to read it. Nicholas Flammel, from what I here (read), was a pretty good alchemist back in those days. Pretty mysterious how when they opened his tomb, he wasn't in there, haha.

  5. For years, Resident Evil ruled the land of the video-game dead. The zombie franchise, influenced by George Romero's Living Dead films, lumbered its way to fame, selling 36 million-plus copies worldwide and spawning a genre of horror games and a profitable movie series.

     

    But since the 2005 release of Resident Evil 4, there has been a population boom in zombies. Thrillers such as Left 4 Dead, Dead Space and Dead Rising have been connecting with rabid fans.

     

    The arrival of Resident Evil 5 on Friday (rated M for ages 17-up, $60 and $90 for collector's edition, for Xbox 360 and PS3) does not necessarily mean a return to the top of the heap.

     

    "The landscape on which Resident Evil 5 is appearing is radically different. There has been an upswing of creativity in the horror genre," says Evan Narcisse of CrispyGamer.com. "The challenge it has to meet in order to re-establish any kind of dominance is a lot bigger."

     

    The Resident Evil formula of claustrophobic, dark settings swarming with seemingly insurmountable hordes of zombies and mutants has been successful. The franchise began in 1996 (with Resident Evil 1 for the original PlayStation). The last true episode, Resident Evil 4, released in January 2005 for the Nintendo, later that year for PS2 and finally in 2007 for the Wii, was considered a high point for the series.

     

    Three films, starring Milla Jovovich as protagonist Alice, who battles the sinister bioengineering firm Umbrella Corp., haven't been critical successes. But they've grossed a respectable $378 million-plus and solidified a following.

     

    "That's really what has kept (the franchise) at the top of mind," says Geoff Keighley, host of GameTrailers TV on Spike. The live-action films are based loosely on the events in the games; a computer-animated flick, Resident Evil: Degeneration, released in December on DVD and Blu-ray, fills in the gaps between Resident Evil 4 and 5. Novels, comics and action figures have added to the merchandising blitz.

     

    The development team at Capcom enhanced Evil 5 for its high-definition game debut. Traditionally lurid settings have been replaced with luminous and unnerving vistas in a fictional western African region. Enemies move faster than in past Evil games, and there's more action.

    "We felt tremendous pressure to add something new to the series to create a new and better game than Resident Evil 4," says Jun Takeuchi, the game's co-producer.

     

    Another major new feature is that main character Chris Redfield, who has battled the spread of mutant viruses and biological weapons throughout the series, teams up with a new partner, Sheva Alomar, and players can control them cooperatively or let the game control Sheva.

     

    "One of the motifs is partnership and the ties that bind people together. It's important in the story and in the gameplay," says Takeuchi, who also was lead programmer on the original Evil. "You want to protect your partner and work together to overcome the challenges."

     

    As the story unfolds, he says, you grow "dependent on your partner for so much that later in the game, when you are left by yourself, it creates a new horror experience."

     

    Some Evil aspects remain unchanged, most notably that the player's character cannot run and shoot at the same time, as allowed in other popular shooting games such as Halo and Call of Duty.

     

    Still, the game hits stores at a great time, far from the holiday rush so that it won't get buried among other top titles, Keighley says. "There's pent-up interest among gamers who have wanted a new Resident Evil," he says. "This is not a radical departure from the formula, but it is something that is definitely fresh and looks really good."

     

    More Evil games are planned, says Takeuchi. "There are a lot of horror games out there now, but I'd like people to remember this is the series that started everything. This is the series that created the term 'survival horror.' "

  6. Hentai tentacles, hentacles, why not?

    I am just trying to make this section a bit more active, so, I might as well start another topic for another fetish, and hope some more people respond.

    Post some tentacles hentai~

    Note: PLEASE AVOID GORE/GURO

    This set of images has a number of hentacle pics amoung them.

    http://g.e-hentai.org/g/90112/75fe5a2257/

    The females in it are from a game series and anime disgaea and i believe a pic or two have characters from Raiden Labo in them.

    This one is a doujin... guy girl having sex, they stop and the guy binds the girls hands, then puts a tentacle thing on her, and it has it's was with her.

    http://g.e-hentai.org/g/92496/c0a8ad1f33/

    Another doujin, no story to this one, just hentai...

    http://g.e-hentai.org/g/91233/bf8d2e5f72/

    A compilation of D-Grayman pics... a lot of little thumbnail things in there randomly, and there is one futa pic, and it isn't all tentacle, but, it is an okay group of pics anyway...

    http://g.e-hentai.org/g/90888/4bb7fb032c/

    That is all for now... hope someone enjoys and also shares... we need some more activity in here.:happy:

  7. Uh... let's see...

    I can't really think of any appropriate topics for the paper but... is there anything you know a lot about that most of the other people in the class don't or might not know a lot about? You said in another post you are going to college for chemistry... are there a lot of chem people in your speech class, if not, then use something from chem as the topic or something?

    *shrugs* hope I was able to at least help a little with that.

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