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badomen121211

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  1. welcome link...have and enjoy or else... dont worry no harm will come to you and your family if you DONT it just might be in your best interests to enjoy yourself... have a nice day :) (dont worry he's harmless) :)

  2. wish granted everything stops existing but because of a clause in the wishing contract you signed with the devil you survive, the contract is contradictory because the devil stops existing which null and voids the contract and you are back where you started with everything existing and you lose your soul.

    i wish to own amrehlus soul.

  3. if truely want my honest opinion the real meaning of life is to be born do the best you can make kids set them up to do better than yourself and die in hopes that their children will do better than them and we will be constantly improving our morales, standards, and general intelligence (btw the world started failing at this miserably once children in youth was invented and parents were no longer allowed to teach their children the fear of god on earth which was your drunken pissed off father swinging a yard stick like a fucking light saber at your stupid ass while you cower in the corner begging for reprieve but your only hope is to lose consiousness soon) thank and have a nice day

  4. granted and then the zombocolypse hits and everyone is eaten and because of their peaceful attitude they refuse to fight back because zombies arent violent they are merely acting on instinct making them the "real victims" of this scenario. you lose...

    i wish for my damn pony now!

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  5. i can not wait! OMFG! I WANT ZOMBOCALYPSE! oh and were not the only ones every year they hold open seminars about zombie invasion awareness at zombiecon. and ive come to the conclusion that your best bet incase of zombocalypse is to get a group of friends wielding one of the following: a table leg, a two by four (prefferably without nails they can slow you down), a golf club (not the first choice), and probably best would be a good old fashioned hallowed out louisville slugger, and if you can manage a cricket bat then thats works just as well (even better if you drill a few holes in it). spread awareness, so it is written so it shall be the apocolypse will be at the hands of those who are not as dead as previously thought. pope mike sterling the only decree of war on all zombies foreign and domestic. (yeah and if you have to ask i am the pope and the messiah of an official religion so im friggin awesome) (and if all else fails we go to maces house and have a coupple pints till the whole thing blows over. hows that for a piece of fried gold?)

  6. granted but this magical bridge has invisible holes in it and you fall through one fidning yourself in an alternate reality where everything is exactly the same except people are made of stone and they consider you a freak of nature and slowly stone you nearly to death with tiny pebbles and eat you alive.

    i want a pony

  7. granted but half of the memebers of your band die in a tragic accident involving a large black man named tobie, 12 zombies, 600 sandwich baggies, a duck, and a LOT of vasoline :) imagine the possibilities.

    i wish that i was the supreme evil dictator overlord of the world that everyone loved and cherished and adored, or else.

  8. i hope world war three has awesome weapons... i wanna fight people with an exploding chain saw slinging bazooka :) or like a heat gun now that would be brutal. im all about WWIII. but what if nuclear radiation from all of the bombs caused a zombocalypse (zombie apocalypse) that would be the greatest thing ever...im not sure if its POSSIBLE but hey im sure stranger things have happened

  9. im down strap me up n ship me out im ready to rock n roll motherfuckers i wanna kill sumthin...wow...sorry self control+me= nill :( but it does kinda sound fun :) 4+8x<-20 does not equal <(o_0)> (in case you werent aware) WWIII HERE I COME!

  10. i think i want a 360 and halo 3 cuz i wanna beat it again (it was pathetic even if flamethrowers are awesome) theres a whole jumble of games i want but if none of that then a newer gameboy and a few of the 100's of games ive missed out on in that area

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