Aye, a little birdie told me this place was good for lulz...or maybe I'm just a dupe account made by Lawliet? It would certainly explain how I know the link to the Cookie Monster image in his Photobucket account...
Salutations, my name is John. I'm not going to waste my time telling you all about me, I'd rather save the precious key strokes for something more worthwhile. I'll just say hai wassup and leave the rest to you.