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Kusanagi

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  1. Sarge: A zombie plan? Of course not moron.

    Simmons: See, I told y-

    Sarge: I have THIRTY SEVEN zombie plans!

    Grif: Wow, now that's what I call preparation. I am really impressed.

    Sarge: Don't be dirtbag, in thirty six of the thirty seven plans I use your fresh corpse as bait so I can make my initial escape from the legions of the undead.

    Grif: Well at least I know there's one plan where I-

    Sarge: In my thirty seventh zombie plan. I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you!

  2. The reason they say they are cleaner is something to do with the type of bacteria and enzymes in their saliva. I don't know how they test it exactly.. But if you can keep your dog only eating food, and not licking itself, it would have a cleaner mouth than you according to those tests. Good luck with that though

  3. Once, by an unstable guy in my school. We went on exactly 1 date, total train wreck. First he changed all of his classes to be in mine. Then I spotted him waiting for me in various locations. I tried being nice. Told him he couldn't keep doing that, when it got worse, with him actively following me after school to try to find out where I lived, I told him he had one more chance to back the fuck off before I called the cops. He attacked me, I broke his jaw.. With my Face! They never expect a headbutt :)

  4. My most recent dream is not appropriate for all ages. Viewer discretion would be advised, but since it was all in my head, you can't watch anyway.

    The one before that, I was a cute kitten being petted and held whether I wanted to be petted and held or not. Way too many schoolgirls with freakishly high pitched voices were involved. Then I got eaten by a clown for some reason.. I think I have issues.

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