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Oblivia

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  1. Hi everyone, I recently received this really funny email from a friend of mine that I wanted to share with you. Here it goes: Dear mother and father, Eight months have passed since I enrolled the college, and I still didn’t send you a single letter. I am ashamed of that, but I promise, I will make it up to you now. First of all, please, sit down. I am ok. My burns are almost healed and I am almost completely recovered from the shock that I had to jump from the 4th floor. I spent only two weeks in the hospital, my sight came back to me completely and I throw up only once in a week. Since it was I who started the fire, we must pay 35.000 euros compensation to the university, but the most important thing is that I am alive. I was lucky because a man who lived across the street saw what was going on and called the firemen and ambulance. Moreover, he paid me a visit while I was in the hospital, and since I didn’t have a place to stay (my room burnt down completely), he was so kind to offer me to stay at his place. He has an apartment with only one room, but we are doing great. By the way, he is about your age, but we fell madely in love with each other and are planning to get marry. We didn’t quite decide when the wedding would be, but we want it to happen before everyone notices that I am pregnant. Yes, my beloved ones, it is true, I am going to be a mother! I know you can’t wait the moment when you will become grandparents, and I have no doubts that you will greet the babies (we are waiting triples!) with as much love as you surrounded me with when I was a little girl. The only thing that is now postponing our wedding is that my fiancée picked up somewhere a disgusting infection. That’s the reason we are both again in the hospital, because I got infected with that too, but we are much better now, thanks to the antibiotics, which we get intravenously. The doctors call this disease syphilis, or something like that. I know that you will greet my husband with your hands wide open, and that he will swiftly become a part of our family. He is very sweet man, and despite the fact that he didn’t finish elementary school he is very ambitious. Of course, he is of another religion, but I know you are tolerant, so you wouldn’t mind the fact that he is black either. Since he is approximately your age, I am sure that you will get along very well, especially after we move in with you (since his apartment is too small for so many people, and it isn’t even his – we are paying a rent). It seems to me that his parents are honorable people, too, because his father is famous narcotic smuggler from Africa, a homeland of my future husband, and even though he has a job like that he is penniless, which only proves his righteousness. And now, when I have explained everything in detail to you, I think it’s time to admit everything – my place didn’t burnt down, so nothing happened to me, I wasn’t in the hospital, I don’t have a black fiancée nor syphilis. The truth is that I failed mathematical analysis, and three other subjects, and so, logically, I renewed the year, and just wanted to show you that there are far worse things in this world than that. Sincerely, your daughter! Lol, what do you think?
  2. Hello to you too! Welcome to the forum and I hope you will like it here.
  3. My favourites are Bones, Crossing Jordan and Smallville among others. But I also liked Friends(who didn't!). Currently I am only watching Legend of the Seeker and I think it's ok, but first season was better.
  4. Oblivia

    Favorite Anime

    Naruto/Shippuden is unrivalled, but that's just my opinion. Interesting characters (most of them ), excellent storyline... It has everything I ask from an anime.
  5. Hellooo! And welcome!
  6. Nope, don't know russian... Than i can consider myself lucky for not being able to go there
  7. No subs? I am seriosly thinking to start learning Japanese... I can't check Veoh, it is not available in my country But I will try to find it elsewhere.
  8. You r totally right. But I usually enjoy watching any anime. If that's not the case, i just quit watching it, although i hate doing that. And don't worry, I won't blow up my brain, it is hard for me to even imagine that an anime can do that to u. But then again, i suppose i was lucky that i didn't bump into a bad anime yet.
  9. FMA and Evangelion I've already watched (and I liked them a lot), but thanks for the rest!
  10. Action mixed with comedy, but I actually like every genre, it doesn't matter to me as long as the anime has a good storyline.
  11. 999,921 We r making progress people... =)
  12. Then u should live in Serbia, my country - location uknown :-)
  13. Well, if i have to choose i would say action combined with little comedy. But i actually like every genre.
  14. I know i shouldn't, but a lot of catching up is waiting me.
  15. From your list I've seen Naruto Shippuden (my favorite too) and Bleach. But i will immediately start downloading the rest. Thanks a lot!
  16. Hi everyone! I am really glad that I joined this forum. However, before I joined it, I really believed that I’ve seen a lot of anime, but now, seeing u guys and everything you watched, I became really depressed. So I started downloading every anime I could get and during the weekend I will lock myself in the room, throw the key through the window and I am not getting out till finish watching them all. Anyway, I was wondering if anyone can recommend me the anime u liked, I accept every suggestion, so that I can download it till the weekend. It will help me in catching up to u guys so that I can participate in discussions. It will also help me in getting to know all of you better. Many thanks, in advance, for your help!
  17. Let me help... 999,926 I think you will be disappointed. But it is important that we all remain optimistic
  18. I murdered a mad cow... because I enjoy it. (WTF?). Ha, I actually like cows. Still, good game.
  19. Welcome! Yeah, I feel the same. This forum is exactly what I was looking for.
  20. Hey, no problem ;)

  21. Hi, thanks for the friend request

  22. Oblivia

    Hello

    Hi, new girl here and another HUGE fan of anime
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