dsteeves07 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 'Press any key to continue.'Where's the anykey? - Homer Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtKenzo Posted January 20, 2014 Report Share Posted January 20, 2014 One of my more memorable ones - Homer: [Using a trick he learned watching "Speed"] I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeyondKnight Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Why you little...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterpansen23 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 from homer (forgot the context): "I wish god was alive to see this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwepk Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 why you little...[strangle neck] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonster444 Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 My favorite is this one:"Henceforth this day shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day.""Sir, it's already Veteran's Day.""It can be two things!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateSonic Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Lisa: "So how was t in the slammer"? Marge: "Terrific. Bart, Sideshow Bob say he'll be seeing you real soon". Bart (Chuckles) "That Bob" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolatetoad Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Groundskeeper Willie - "Not so fast, boyo. Hell, if it was up to me, I'd let ya go. (Raises fists.) But, the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day! (proceeds to pummel Homer in the face)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilpostr Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Why you little... and homer D'oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomson Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Marge : Homer, say something...Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably, and the lesson is... Never try.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juni354 Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Eat my shorts classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskakashi Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 When selma took bart and lisa to duff world and bart tried on a pair of beer goggles. He looks at aunt selma with them, through the glasses she talks to bart in a sexy voice. Bart trying to focus with the glasses says: Bart: what did you say aunt selma?Aunt Selma: I said take off those damn glasses! Also from the same episode Homer takes months to finish a 10 foot long sub which eventually gives him food poison, This is the reason he cannot go to Duff land. Homer: This is your fault ( to sandwich as he throws it away)Homer: Ahh you know I can't stay mad at you. (he then attempts to pick up out of the garbage but marge slaps it out of his hand. my favorite lines are:Homer: Ahh you know I can't stay mad at youAunt Selma: I said take off those damn glasses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tement Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Willie: And that's how Willie waters. Now, you take the hoose.Nelson: The moose?Willie: The hoose! The hoose!Nelson: Uh, is this right: *sprays Willie with the hose*Willie: AAAGGH! TURN OFF THE NOOZLE!Nelson: The noodles? What noodles?Willie: THE NOOZLE AT THE END OF THE HOOSE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
professa X Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 DOH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman02 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 My favorite quote was when after Homer drank gasoline by mistake to cool down his burning down, and ends up breathing fire. LOL! Homer: "Why...you...little! Burn Barty burrn. Roarrrrrrrrrrr!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whooperilla Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Bart: Why does God need our money?Homer: He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgo2go Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 i Like Homer's Doooh! as i say it all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† LimitLess Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Eat my shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hav0c Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 "Operator give me the number for 911 !" -Homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewind Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Not a line but when Homer panics and whimpers. Aside from that 'the goggles, they do nothing' and 'hot stuff coming through.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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