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When selma took bart and lisa to duff world and bart tried on a pair of beer goggles. He looks at aunt selma with them, through the glasses she talks to bart in a sexy voice. Bart trying to focus with the glasses says:


 


Bart: what did you say aunt selma?


Aunt Selma: I said take off those damn glasses!


 


Also from the same episode Homer takes months to finish a 10 foot long sub which eventually gives him food poison, This is the reason he cannot go to Duff land.


 


Homer: This is your fault ( to sandwich as he throws it away)


Homer: Ahh you know I can't stay mad at you. (he then attempts to pick up out of the garbage but marge slaps it out of his hand.


 


my favorite lines are:


Homer: Ahh you know I can't stay mad at you


Aunt Selma: I said take off those damn glasses!


 


 


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Willie: And that's how Willie waters. Now, you take the hoose.


Nelson: The moose?


Willie: The hoose! The hoose!


Nelson: Uh, is this right: *sprays Willie with the hose*


Willie: AAAGGH! TURN OFF THE NOOZLE!


Nelson: The noodles? What noodles?


Willie: THE NOOZLE AT THE END OF THE HOOSE!


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